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5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

Reblog if it is 104% okay to come to your ask and just say ‘Hi can we be friend’s and then start asking you random questions.

(Source: gxylien)

everyworldneedslove:

buckybernes:

(x)

Everyone wants a Black Widow movie.

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…I’m sure that my parent company is feeling expansive and bold after the summer they’ve had.

In which RDJ attempts to shame Marvel into giving the fandom all the standalone franchise movies we’ve been begging for, proving once again that he is a lovely, lovely man.

drwilfredcokepepper:

ghost-anus:

the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

jesslaughingalonewithnewleaf:

francounjamed:

why

why not

jesslaughingalonewithnewleaf:

francounjamed:

why

why not

ciphermemes:

things to say during sex

  • hey wanna hear my impression of you in about three seconds??? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • well well well, someones looking desperate!
  • man its been so long since ive inhabited a body!
  • [slaps self] WOO [slaps self again] WOO! haha
  • pain is hilarious!
  • boy these arms are durable

wrywlf:

it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen

(Source: laughcentre)

garbage-wizard:

Will buying something in this new format automatically add $50 to my bank account? Will it repair a broken heart? Does it whisper sweet nothings in my ear? Can it suck dick?

garbage-wizard:

Will buying something in this new format automatically add $50 to my bank account? Will it repair a broken heart? Does it whisper sweet nothings in my ear? Can it suck dick?

they did it on mythbusters

- someone who’s about to win an argument (via literatechick)

denise-huxxtable:

huntingvoldemortinamobilelibrary:

if you don’t think this carries an important message about our society then you are what is wrong with human society today

And this is why when you see a post empowering and uplifting black women, do not invade it with “don’t you mean all women.” No, because this is not the reality of “all women.”

(Source: angrywocunited)