dream of orange

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

(Source: louistomlinslon)

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

• running upstairs
• running downstairs
• running
• stoked on life
• scared
• walking through my house in the dark
• bored
• boobs

theyahoostaff:

marissamayeryahoo:

dreadfullylate:

I wonder if yahoostaff is reading all the posts about yahoo. I wonder if it hurts their feelings. 

It does.

We are reading then all and yes it does hurt but then we drink our coffees and remember that we own your asses. so yeah 

hawkeye-i-cuar:

GUYS GUYS GUYS